japan has diluted my pc-ness

Heather | Day by Day by... | Monday, 04 May 2009

i innocently approach the clinique counter in SC and inquire, “do you carry the derma-white line?” to the african-american sales-lady. she replies with only a questioning expression.

“i don’t know if it’s called that here, but it’s a whitening line – do you have one?”

“that wouldn’t go over well here.” she responds, straightening her posture and looking me dead in the eye.

then it hit me – IDIOT! “oh, you know it’s just a line that helps reduce sun spots, and stuff…” i stammer.

“we have a BRIGHTENING line” she lets me off the hook and moves to present the product line.

yep. i’ve been away a long time.